Measures of sincerity
neuroatypically-speaking:

shulamithbond:

deepredroom:

red3blog:

juicyjacqulyn:

effffffffffasinfat:

Sounds like someone has a case of “nice guy” syndrome :P

ugh…. gross…
misogynists masquerading as “nice guys”
nope and nope

Sooooo… is the message the Nice Guy™ photoshop wizard is trying to convey that “Good Guys” are an alien species that feels entitled to invade the women’s space for its own edification, while the “Asshole” is a companion species that offers a mutually beneficial relationship?
They may have accidentally had a moment of self-awareness.

Pretty sure the “good guy” also eats those fish, hence why they’re avoiding him. The “asshole” doesn’t eat those fish and is pretty gentle to them, hence why they feel safe enough to hold onto them. What a nice asshole.

I expected this post to be so bad
And it was so good

Accidental irony is so, so delicious.

neuroatypically-speaking:

shulamithbond:

deepredroom:

red3blog:

juicyjacqulyn:

effffffffffasinfat:

Sounds like someone has a case of “nice guy” syndrome :P

ugh…. gross…

misogynists masquerading as “nice guys”

nope and nope

Sooooo… is the message the Nice Guy™ photoshop wizard is trying to convey that “Good Guys” are an alien species that feels entitled to invade the women’s space for its own edification, while the “Asshole” is a companion species that offers a mutually beneficial relationship?

They may have accidentally had a moment of self-awareness.

Pretty sure the “good guy” also eats those fish, hence why they’re avoiding him. The “asshole” doesn’t eat those fish and is pretty gentle to them, hence why they feel safe enough to hold onto them. What a nice asshole.

I expected this post to be so bad

And it was so good

Accidental irony is so, so delicious.

girlwithg0ldeyes:

221btimelord:

kill-whitepeople:

assachusetts:

Can we talk about how Maxim has an article from 2003 on “curing a feminist” and “turning her into a real girl”????????

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someone was paid to write this 

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2003

In 1953 this might have been excused

1973 even

2003 tho

Ten years

wow

Will: And then I keep having these hallucinations where a stag comes into my house and follows me around.
Hannibal: No that's a real stag.
Will: What?
Hannibal: He's been living with you for months now, I thought you'd progressed from stray dogs to woodland creatures that's why I didn't say anything.
Will: ...
Hannibal: I call him Gerhart .
Any reason why you're leaving for good sweet bean?

bluh it’s just taking up allllll my time and I want to focus on writing - I’ll probably start a fandom account once I’m all started writing. I just wanna be, you know, ~productive~. (PS let’s hang out soon message me on fb or something :D)

petition for the episode titles of season two to be indicative of hannibal’s downward spiral

balalaikaboss:

  1. Hors D’oeuvres
  2. Sushi
  3. Quiche Lorraine
  4. Casserole
  5. Pasta
  6. Seven-layer dip
  7. Chinese takeout
  8. Pizza
  9. Nachos
  10. Meatloaf
  11. Beanie Weenies
  12. Corn Dog
  13. Hot Pocket

Hullo people I have decided I will go off tumblr for good and only go onto my friends blogs to check on them and ask dumb questions and all that. So if we’re friends, never fear; as I wean myself away from tumblr the dumb asks will only become more frequent! I’ll also probably keep this tumblr up so I can go back and look at the dumb things I’ve written.

But tumblr is distracting me, and there’s work to be done in the world, and apparently I’m the one to do it. So.

Goodbye friends I am gone.

ucantspelldarkwithoutthed:

ive learned so much

ucantspelldarkwithoutthed:

ive learned so much

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thisismalena:

ellen-plus-portia:

fortheloveofthedegeneres:

Ellen DeGeneres everybody. The most sexiest COVERGIRL they will ever get.

This makes me so happy.

I love this so much.

slenclerman:

“can i sign your yearbook”
“sure”
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brainbubblegum:

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Well MAYBE we wouldn’t sound so BAD if SOME people didn’t try to play with BIG MEATY CLAWS

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What did you say, PUNK?

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BIG

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MEATY

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CLAWWWWWS

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WEEEELLL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTIN’ MATES

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ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH

fncyponykind:

all i know about dangan ronpa is that there is one guy named mango with like corn hair and another named soda and everybody bleeds pink stuff and apparently theres a guy named togami or somethin and hes like the main pimp and likes money

fluorescentnova:

You know a lot of people talk about how Hagakure is a junk character or his Super High School Level Fortune Telling is a Joke. I mean it’s not like he ever had a fortune come true in any universe…

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…. right?

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor